Retro Summer Shorts

Now that we're finally out of grey joggers season, we here at The Bakery know you're going to need all the help you can get finding a mate. Luckily, we've got your back, with our brand new Retro Summer Shorts. They're perfect for showing off the size of your... "Virtue." Smash the state and look fucking great while doing so, and in complete and total comfort.

(Legal disclaimer: Wearing these around other people may make them impossibly horny. We are not liable for anything that happens under such conditions.)

Embroidered logo.
Elasticated waist. Mini mesh lined inner with drawcord.
Side pockets and internal key pocket.

--Size chart--

Small: 30"
Medium: 32"
Large: 34"
XL: 36"
2XL: 38"